Why, hello there
Good morning to you!
I'd like to welcome you (yes, you) to my little patch of grass to walk and talk on.
How did you get here?
Was it from a recent interview I was featured in with my morning routine?
Was it from a business card with a hashtag scribbled in ink that sent you on a twitter'venturous scavenger hunt to find the clues to this post?
Was it from a conversation during dinnertime with fellow dent and ruckus makers?
Was it off of Google+?